On January 8, 1889, U.S. Patent No. 395,781 issued to Herman Hollerith on the Art of Compiling Statistics:

Herman Hollerith was a German-American statistician, inventor, and businessman who developed an electromechanical tabulating machine for punched cards to assist in summarizing information and, later, in accounting. Hollerith founded a company that was combined with several other companies to form the Computing-Tabulating-Recording Company. In 1924, the company was renamed “International Business Machines.”

At one time Hollerith cards were ubiquitous in computing centers. Computer technology has moved on, but that does not diminish the importance of Hollerith’s role in computer technology.

On January 7, 1913, W. M. Burton received U.S. Patent No. 1,049,667 on the Manufacture of Gasoline:

Burton’s process used heat to “crack” oil into gasoline, making the recovery of gasoline more efficient (more the doubling the amount of gasoline that can be recovered), and saving a tremendous amount of crude oil. Although largely replaced by catalytic processes Burton’s process is still in use today.

On January 6, 1863, James Plimpton received U.S. Patent No. 37305 on a Parlor Skate:

While the first patented roller skate was introduced in 1760 by Belgian inventor John Joseph Merlin, lacking the ability to steer or stop, they never gained popularity. 100 years later, James Plimpton’s skate used a four-wheel configuration for stability and were easier to use. driving huge popularity of roller skating in the 1860s and 1870s that spread to Europe and around the world.

Plimpton also opened some of the earliest roller skating rinks in New York City and Newport, Rhode Island, and established the first formal roller skating club. He continued to invent improvements in roller skates, including Improved Skate in 1866 (U.S. Patent No. 55901), and a Roller-Skate in 1908 45 years after his first roller skate patent (U.S. Patent No. 906281).

Plimpton’s son, Henry Richardson Plimpton, 2nd, carried on the family interest in roller skating, receiving U.S. Patent No. 876,836 on an Antifriction-Bearing on January 14, 1908.

On January 5, 1999, Nicholas Bromer received U.S. Patent No. 5,855,098 on a Spiral Patent Office:

The invention was not limited to buildings for a patent office, and applies to any organization that houses archives or ordered collections, the “best example” being the U.S. Patent and Trademark Office.

The patent notes that “[f]or years, the talk has been that computers will do away with the paper patent collection. However, like “artificial intelligence”, this has not happened despite the computer enthusiasts’ optimism. The patent office will probably depend on its paper collections well into the next century.” This prediction from 1996 turned out to be wrong, so it looks like we may never see a spiral patent office.

On January 4, 1938, Luther Burbank received U.S. Patent No. 267 on a Rose:

Burbank’s work helped to prompt the passage of the 1930 Plant Patent Act four years after his death. The Act made it possible to patent new varieties of plants. In his testimony before Congress in support of the Act, Thomas Edison testified “This [bill] will, I feel sure, give us many Burbanks.” Plant Patents No. 12, 13, 14, 15, 16, 18, 41, 65, 66, 235, 266, 267, 269, 290, 291, and 1041 all issued to Burband posthumously.

On January 3, 1888, U.S. Patent No. 375962 issued to Marvin C. Stone on an Artificial Straw:

This straw was said (by Marvin) to be an improvement over the artificial straw patented (No. 9633) in England on July 8, 1887. Marvin explained:

Marvin’s straw was a paper strip formed by wrapping it around a spindle and dippling it in paraffin to make it water-proof. A few years later, Marvin got a patent (U.S. Patent No. 5277736 issued October 16,1994) on a Method of Coating Paper Tubes, and two patents (U.S. Patent Nos. 585057 and 585058, issued June 22, 1897), on alternate configurations of artificial straws.

Ironically, artificial straws were created to replace natural straws, such as rye grass straws, and now we are looking for more natural alternatives to the artificial straws.

On January 2, 2001, U.S. Patent No. 6,168,531 issued to William Adamson and Donald Updyke, Jr. on a “Soup Bowl Attraction”:

As explained by the patent, the invention is a giant bowl with fog generators to make it appear like a steaming bowl of soup:

The Examiner was apparently not familiar with classic 1960’s television, because this “attraction” is strikingly similar to the soup bowl in which Beaver Cleaver got stuck in “In the Soup” (Season 4, Episode 32, of Leave it to Beaver (1961)):

The ‘531 patent was assigned to Sony Corporation and Hyper Entertainment Inc. One wonders what Sony had in mind for this technology.

Just a few days ago we posted about patents on chewing gum, so it is appropriate to note that on January 1, 1889, U.S. Patent No. 395515 issued on a Chewing Gum Locket:

On May 10, 1898, U.S. Patent No. 603949 issued to Charles Harding on a Receptacle for Chewing Gum:

On October 8, 1912, U.S. Patent No. 1,040,420 issued to Willaim Roop on a Receptacle for Chewing Gum:

It is interesting that gum storing was actually a thing in the late 19th century, as evidenced by this gum-storing locket from 1898, and not just the subject of “paper” patents:

There was interest in saving used chewing gum well into the 20th century. U.s. Patent No. 2,484,892 issued to Reva Keston on October 18, 1949, on a Chewed Gum Receptacle:

While the interest is saving chewed gum finally waned, on October 17, 1995, U.S. Patent No. 5,458,277 issued to Sandra Wyzykowski on a Personal Carrier for Partially Consumed Confections (lollipops):

On December 31, 1833, Obed Hussey received U.S. Patent No. X7928

This was Hussey’s most notable invention was a reaping machine, but he also invented a steam plow, a machine for grinding out hooks and eyes, a mill for grinding corn and cobs, a husking machine, a machine for crushing sugar cane, a machine for making artificial ice, a candle-making machine, and other devices.

Although Hussey reaper was ultimately surpassed in the marketplace by the reaping machines of Cyrus McCormick, patented less than a year later on June 21, 1834 (U.S. Patent No. X8277):

Hussey was the first person to make, patent, and sell such a machine in the United States. His machine was first in that it was first to be patented and had been worked in at least eight states before McCormick’s machine ever left Virginia. Hussey’s cutting mechanism became the standard in harvesting machinery.