If you are still at a loss about what to get Dad, the U.S. patent collection is there for you.

U.S. Patent No. 4,044,932 discloses a Smoking Pipe Sling, which the patent claims is appropriate for “young children wishing to make a gift for their father for father’s day,”

U.S. Patent No. 5,154,506 discloses a Flashlight Armband that the patent claims is “a good gift for Father’s day,”

U.S. Patent No. 6,035,566 discloses a Desk Trophy that can be adapted for Fathers Day:

U.S. Patent No. 8,434,619 discloses an Apparatus For Presenting Botanical Arrangements which can have a Father’s Day theme:

U.S. Patent No. 9,439,463 discloses a Combination Pillow/blanket/poncho Travel Accessory that makes “a great gift” for Father’s Day:

Happy Father’s Day to all of the fathers out there.