On July 21, 1987, John D. Geddie received U.S. Patent No. 4,681,244 on a portable bar.

While perhaps the apogee of cephallic-based mixology, Geddie was not the only person, or even the first person to work on wardrobe-dispensed potables. Consider, for example, U.S. Patent No. D 283,268 from April 8, 1986 on a Combined Helmet and Beverage Container Holders:

U.S. Patent No. 6,105,827 issued August 22, 2000, for a beverage Dispensing Helmet Apparatus:

U.S. Patent No. D448,527 issued September 25, 2001, on a Combined Helmet and Drink Holder

U.S. Patent No. D527846, issued September 5, 2006 on Headgear:

U.S. Patent No. D617535 issued June 15, 2010, on a Combined Top Hat and Beverage Holder:

U.S. Patent No. 9,179,724 issued November 10, 2015, on Beverage Dispensing Headwear:

U.S. Patent No. D892,443 issued August 11, 2020, on a Beverage Helmet:

U.S. Patent No. D892,442, issued August 11, 2020, on a Beverage Dispensing Umbrella Cap:

U.S. Patent No. 10,952,487 issued March 23, 2021 on Beverage Dispensing Umbrella Headwear:

U.S. Patent No. 11,350,686, issued June 7, 2022, on a Visor with Integrated Drinking Vessel:

U.S. Patent No. 11,707,659, issued July 25, 2023, on a Beverage Dispensing Ring Toss Game: